NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!

habito en Santiago y en ocasiones en Curicó, soy un proyecto de Enfermera que planea seriamente dejar de ser sólo un proyecto.

10/10
2011

  • “soak in urine”? Does this mean that Hermione pissed in a pot?

  • “soak in urine”? Does this mean that Hermione pissed in a pot?

    (via nathanthenerd)

  • The Harry Potter Fandom Can Do Anything.

    tookatrainoutofneworleans:

    marrymeinparis:

    We can make a puppet show.

    We can make a musical.

    We can make a second musical.

    We can cross two Harry Potter related things and make it hysterical.

    We can take a famous line from the movie and change it.

    We can take pictures from the movie and make it look like a picture from another movie.

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    We can take things way too literally.

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    We can take quote from a movie and prove it wrong.

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    We can take a whole movie quote and make it about Harry Potter.

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    We can take a commercial and make it about Harry Potter.

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    We can take a TV show and make it about Harry Potter.

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    We can take Disney and make it about Harry Potter.

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    We will forever take anything else that the actors are in and turn it into something Harry Potter.

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    We can make fun of something til there’s no tomorrow and still love everything about it.

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    We can turn Harry Potter into a religion.

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    We can turn mock the Dark Lord by making him sing pop songs.

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    Harry Potter will live on forever. The fandom will live on forever. Potterheads for life.

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     I am sorry but this is the single best post ever.

    (Source: thezefronposter, via eatsleepstayalive)

10/9
2011

  • stophatingyourbody: Someone posted this on my facebook newsfeed and I thought it was a must-share! A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption was “This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?”The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way: “Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their children with great tenderness.They entertain like crazy with dolphins and eat lots of prawns. They swim all day and travel to fantastic places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia.They sing incredibly well and sometimes even are on cds. They are impressive and dearly loved animals, which everyone defend and admires.Mermaids do not exist.But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish?They would have no sex life and could not bear children.Yes, they would be lovely, but lonely and sad.And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?Without a doubt, I’d rather be a whale.At a time when the media tells us that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to eat ice cream with my kids, to have dinner with my husband, to eat and drink and have fun with my friends.We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn’t enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated.Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: “How amazing am I ?! “(The girl on the picture is French model Tara Lynn)BE BRAVE! JOIN THE REVOLUTION!

  • stophatingyourbody:

    Someone posted this on my facebook newsfeed and I thought it was a must-share!

    A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption was “This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?”

    The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way:

    “Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their children with great tenderness.
    They entertain like crazy with dolphins and eat lots of prawns. They swim all day and travel to fantastic places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia.
    They sing incredibly well and sometimes even are on cds. They are impressive and dearly loved animals, which everyone defend and admires.

    Mermaids do not exist.

    But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish?
    They would have no sex life and could not bear children.
    Yes, they would be lovely, but lonely and sad.
    And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?

    Without a doubt, I’d rather be a whale.

    At a time when the media tells us that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to eat ice cream with my kids, to have dinner with my husband, to eat and drink and have fun with my friends.

    We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn’t enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.
    We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated.
    Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: “How amazing am I ?! “

    (The girl on the picture is French model Tara Lynn)

    BE BRAVE! JOIN THE REVOLUTION!

    (via popurridelara)

  • This is Harry Moseley. He was an 11 year old boy with an inoperable brain tumor. He raised money for brain cancer research and made bracelets, and did public speaking to raise awareness and funds for his illness.

    Harry is one of the bravest boys I’ve ever heard of, and many people had the honor of meeting him before his passing.

    Harry passed away at 11.10pm on the 8th October 2011.

    He was an inspiration to many, and still will be in the future. He was a shining star in everyone’s sky and still will be for me. He was a brave, brave boy and I hope he’s comfortable where he is now. 

    RIP Harry, and everyone please remember to Help Harry Help Others <3

    (via -hogwarts)

  • si hubiera estado en el mundo en la epoca en que Paul era joven&#8230; me lo habriado joteado de una forma .. era demasiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaado lindo &lt;3

  • si hubiera estado en el mundo en la epoca en que Paul era joven… me lo habriado joteado de una forma .. era demasiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaado lindo <3

    (via darrendappercriss)

10/8
2011

  • banomixto: Nooo don amable xDD ahora quien nos va a vender todo tan amablemente!!??

  • banomixto:

    Nooo don amable xDD

    ahora quien nos va a vender todo tan amablemente!!??

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